your always were a dick, so I guess karma is a bitch

First and foremost, You*.
Secondly, I am a dick to those who I don’t deem worthy of my affection. If you think I’m a dick, I’ve clearly branded you an ‘oxygen thief’ before you could make a judgement on me.
Finally, "so I guess karma is a bitch". You conclude your abrupt argument here with a misused cliché. I’ve never been happier in my life, so I don’t see how my ‘being a dick’ has come back to me. If anything, it has hit you on the arse, as you’re a bitter, probably jealous, troll.
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